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Welcome to
Thikc Kevin Land
The Video is
just to be Pretty-o
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If you like what we do on stage yell “Whooptie-doo”

Mikey smells like ham, Josh is loud, Gabe can’t even read, and Ryan is the worst at making websites.
None of us are talented or valuable… as individuals.
But together we are Thikc Kevin! an indie, rock-ish, punk-ish band from Cleveland, Ohio made of determination and the stuff that we found behind the liquor cabinet.

Why does that matter?
We like to do the music thing and make a crowd happy, or sad, or horny, or whatever the booking people reading this want to hear.
Thikc Kevin is known for a casual stage-presence and somewhat irreverent shows often featuring guests, props, and cheap gimmicks.
Oh yeah, and sometimes we make goofy promotional videos… instead of making more albums like we should be doing.

Anyway, welcome to our site, poke around, maybe you’ll find something interesting.

Give us money?